hash stats for my trail
Trail: 1st Lays Gone Wild
Trail#: 1187
Date: October 9, 2005
Hares: Day Old Fish, Ring Around The Panty, Spankin' Little Midget Whore Bitch, Just Scott M., Just
Dan (Apple #9)
Start: Walnut Creek Park
Beercheck#1: Intersection of Lincolnshire Drive and Gamaas Drive
Beercheck#2: N30 24.353 W97 42.447
End: Balcones District Park
Start Time: 3:40PM
End Time: 5:54PM
Miles: 5.5
Min Elev: 652 ft.
Max Elev: 767 ft.
Temp in Circle: 82°F
Pack: 43
New Boots: 5
Visitors: 0
Wankers: 8
Awards: 2 (Ring Around The Panty=1st Lay, Spankin' Little Midget Whore Bitch=1st Lay)
Namings: 2 (Just Rafael (Apple #8)=Ring Around The Panty, Just Jesse=Spankin' Little Midget Whore
Bitch)
Transplants: 0
Trail: See attached maps (GPS track courtesy of Lewis and Cock)
AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)
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Trails= 50
Longest Trail= 9.6 miles Stay Free With Wings, Squeeze Box
9.4 miles Brownie, I Swallow Wood, Lost N Mound
8.7 miles Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Shortest Trail= 1.7 miles Blocked Orifice, Lost N Mound
2.1 miles Smegma Balls, Heavin' Semen, All Shaft No Head
2.2 miles Snapping Twat, Just Head, Just Rob
Largest Pack= 80 The Body, Father Syphilis, Just Jen, I Pee Freely, Great Dane Pain
73 High Beams, Keeper Of The Beams
56 No Hands, Meatpie
Average Trail= 5.5 miles. The trails will be in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack= 41. The packs will be in the range 27-55 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance= 18%
Active Hashers= 142 (60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes)
Six-Week Wankers= 29, Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN= 41
Visitors= 113
Virgins= 88, of which 46 were frightened away by the experience!
"Hashing is my life!"= 8
Brownie (82%)
Day Old Fish (86%)
Social Retard (84%)
El Smeets (96%)
Squeezin' Semen (78%)
Father Syphilis (94%)
The Body (96%)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast (76%)
50-72% Attendance= 19
Most prolific hares
Father Syphilis [8]
Brownie [8]
Tuck It Up The Butt [5]
Death By Dildo [5]
Lost N Mound [5]
Day Old Fish [3]
Blocked Orifice [3]
Heavin' Semen [3]
She Mussel Bitch [3]
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown [81%]
Just Dan (Apple #9) [100%]
Just Dan A. [71%]
Just Jen (w/Elvis) [86%]
Lewis and Cock [60%]
Spankin' Little Midget Whore Bitch [71%]
Squeeze Box [62%]
Wh-Oreo [67%]
= 666 Trails= 1 (Crusty Beaver)
500-665 Trails= 4 (Bong Head, Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch, Sperm Bank)
250-499 Trails= 13
100-249 Trails= 30
69-99 Trails= 10
25-68 Trails= 40
Regards, BODY
Trail#: 1187
Date: October 9, 2005
Hares: Day Old Fish, Ring Around The Panty, Spankin' Little Midget Whore Bitch, Just Scott M., Just
Dan (Apple #9)
Start: Walnut Creek Park
Beercheck#1: Intersection of Lincolnshire Drive and Gamaas Drive
Beercheck#2: N30 24.353 W97 42.447
End: Balcones District Park
Start Time: 3:40PM
End Time: 5:54PM
Miles: 5.5
Min Elev: 652 ft.
Max Elev: 767 ft.
Temp in Circle: 82°F
Pack: 43
New Boots: 5
Visitors: 0
Wankers: 8
Awards: 2 (Ring Around The Panty=1st Lay, Spankin' Little Midget Whore Bitch=1st Lay)
Namings: 2 (Just Rafael (Apple #8)=Ring Around The Panty, Just Jesse=Spankin' Little Midget Whore
Bitch)
Transplants: 0
Trail: See attached maps (GPS track courtesy of Lewis and Cock)
AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)
-----------------------------------
Trails= 50
Longest Trail= 9.6 miles Stay Free With Wings, Squeeze Box
9.4 miles Brownie, I Swallow Wood, Lost N Mound
8.7 miles Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Shortest Trail= 1.7 miles Blocked Orifice, Lost N Mound
2.1 miles Smegma Balls, Heavin' Semen, All Shaft No Head
2.2 miles Snapping Twat, Just Head, Just Rob
Largest Pack= 80 The Body, Father Syphilis, Just Jen, I Pee Freely, Great Dane Pain
73 High Beams, Keeper Of The Beams
56 No Hands, Meatpie
Average Trail= 5.5 miles. The trails will be in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack= 41. The packs will be in the range 27-55 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance= 18%
Active Hashers= 142 (60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes)
Six-Week Wankers= 29, Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN= 41
Visitors= 113
Virgins= 88, of which 46 were frightened away by the experience!
"Hashing is my life!"= 8
Brownie (82%)
Day Old Fish (86%)
Social Retard (84%)
El Smeets (96%)
Squeezin' Semen (78%)
Father Syphilis (94%)
The Body (96%)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast (76%)
50-72% Attendance= 19
Most prolific hares
Father Syphilis [8]
Brownie [8]
Tuck It Up The Butt [5]
Death By Dildo [5]
Lost N Mound [5]
Day Old Fish [3]
Blocked Orifice [3]
Heavin' Semen [3]
She Mussel Bitch [3]
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown [81%]
Just Dan (Apple #9) [100%]
Just Dan A. [71%]
Just Jen (w/Elvis) [86%]
Lewis and Cock [60%]
Spankin' Little Midget Whore Bitch [71%]
Squeeze Box [62%]
Wh-Oreo [67%]
= 666 Trails= 1 (Crusty Beaver)
500-665 Trails= 4 (Bong Head, Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch, Sperm Bank)
250-499 Trails= 13
100-249 Trails= 30
69-99 Trails= 10
25-68 Trails= 40
Regards, BODY
posted by dayoldfish at 3:38 PM
6 Comments:
The trail is supposed to be about 5.5 miles. But I expected Day Old Fish to have a longer trail then that. DOF care to explain a wanker? And I don't mean Brownie.
Who are you people? Trail is not "supposed to be" about anything, except maybe drinking. I think Brownie would agree with that.
I thought it was longer than that. Actually, if they had fallen for all the falses etc. It would've been longer too. The eagle trail, went through the creek. I laid it and had a blast doing it.
it would have been longer if people actually followed trail. Damn forgot to make the pack drink for not following trail through the horseshoe area. But it was the best damn trail of the year, well maybe second best, Crotch Rot's bday trail was quite brilliant, the hare must have been a genius. Wait, I was the hare.
great stats! i wish DC hashes kept stats like that, but I guess we're too big...
The stats are not that hard to do, the Hash Cash just keeps track of everyone on an excel sheet, he then made a formula that has how many weeks there are in a year, which generates the percentages. He also tracks the dates that everyone shows up or starts hashing in Austin. His started out pretty simple, but every so often he will add a new formula that gives us a little more information. Almost time for a new Junta year, so I get to work on keeping my weeks hashing up and being a more prolific hare.
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