This Week

This week kind of just flew past. Wednesday I was catatonic all day (damn allergies), Wednesday night was hash erections, I won On-Sec. the following is my first act as On-Sec.

Erection time has cum and gone and we find no one being burned in effigy yet.  Let us remember what Jefferson said about Democracy, " A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."  I would like everyone to keep this quote in mind throughout the next Junta year, if you didn't run for anything and you want to make a change, run next year.  Also keep in mind what Shaw said, "Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."    I think this quote is perfect for the hash.  Erections this year seemed to have gone very well, no rants from (Massive) Slutslinger about mismanagement,  no discussions from Smut Mutt about the Hashmas party.  Pretty much it was good beer, good food and mediocre company.
With most of the positions there was not a need to vote since only one person was dumb enough to run.  Among these were Grand Bitch (She Mussel Bitch), Hash Cash (The Body), Religious Advisors (Tuck It Up the Butt & All Shaft No Head), Hare Raiser (Father Syphilis), Haberdasher (Squeeze Box), Webmaster (Father Syphilis), Hotline (Social Retard), Hash Mattress (High Beams South, Death By Dildo North).
Only two positions needed an actual vote, On-Sec and Joint Masters.  What is it with these two positions, that would make people run but also campaign?  The On-Sec candidates were Speedie Edie and that handsome devil Day Old Fish.  Speedie's campaign consisted of less Brownie jokes, while Day'O's was pro-Brownie jokes.  The pro-Brownies took it.  The campaign for Joint Masters was a brutal one.  Smear campaigns were started early in the race.  We had a total of six candidates, Squeef (not present, drunk somewhere in Ireland {acceptable hash behavior}), Death By Dildo, El Smeets (not present, still MIA {only acceptable if there is a good story or he was so wasted he forgot the story}), Lewis & Cock, C'Em Cummin, and late entry (Massive) Slutslinger.  After much debate, clear heads prevailed and we voted for tits and the funny drunk guy.  DBD and Slut took the victory and the reigns as the new Joint Masters.
It was unanimously decided that Hash Asshole would be renamed to Hash Wanker.  The obvious person to fill this respected title, Brownie.  Hash Bimbo has been taken over by new cummer Squawkin Little Midget Whore Bitch, honestly anyone not see that one coming.
Respectfully Yours,
DOF
On-On to Happy Hour (come on there has to be one some where)

After Erections, THWSRN and I returned to my place and made spinach artichoke dip. Then we watched the second season of Arrested Development. That show is pretty funny and I really enjoy watching it with her. Thanks for introducing me to the show.

Thurday I met her for lunch, we went to Cafe Java. This place is definitely one of my favorite places in Austin. I think she really enjoyed it, seems to have cheered her up. Throughout the afternoon, worked on my script, only pumped out about 5 pages. Thursday night, met the usual Thursday crowd at BB Rovers, The Body (his wife Tits R 4 Tricks), Great Dane Pain (his wife Amanda), Oldag (not a hasher but he should be) and Ass Gagger (her first appearance with the Thursday crowd. After several beers, Ass Gagger and I head over to meet the Full Moon crowd at the Tilted Kilt which included, Tuck It Up The Butt, Death By Dildo, Vagitarian, and Strap On Elvis. After several pitchers of beer we all headed home, well they did, I went to THWSRN's place.

I am way too tired to work today. This two day grind is going to kill me, don't know how people work 5 days straight. At least I only have 50 more minutes till lunch.

Tonight, I will be having dinner with Free Meat and THWSRN. Yesterday was I Pee Freely's first day back at work since returning from Thailand, so tonight we will go and make him our sushi bitch.