Wild Exciting Weekend
All I have to say is this weekend rocked! The hashmas party was a great success, I thing everyone had a wonderful time. Some of the awards were really great, I really liked Free Meats award for Best Circle. I was somewhat disappointed with my award, the person who won it last year was given a really nice drinking vessel, what do I get, a toilet seat. That was pretty lame.
Sundays hash was pretty good, we ran through my favorite park too hash in. My first time to actually run it, in the past I had laid trail through there. It was good to finally run this park, think it might become part of my running routine.
Sunday night after the hash, I head home for quick nap before heading over to Free Meats and I Pee Freely's Christmas party. Dinner was great, Alisa really kicked ass making lasagna. We had a White Elephant gift thing, it was pretty cool, I ended up with a Dilbert Calendar. After the White Elephant, a friend of mine pulls me aside and says she has something for me, it is a thong with cherries on them. She was really tired when she bought it, so she originally thought it has apples on them.
When our friend Sleazy left (not a hasher, his actual name is Sleazak) he had a big surpirse siiting on his car. The Asians had found a large clear dildo in their yard, so they decided to leave it on his car during the party. Earlier in the year, Sleazy as a joke had left some anal beads on a friends bed during a partry, so this seemed like a fitting return for the act. He of course thought it was hilarious and had to leave it on someone else's car.
As the night progressed at some point I volunteered to wear Michelle's Wonder Woman costume to the New Years party. Normally I would bail out on this, but Free Meat was talking smack and now we have a bet.
Well I guess I will try and actually get some work done to day.
Sundays hash was pretty good, we ran through my favorite park too hash in. My first time to actually run it, in the past I had laid trail through there. It was good to finally run this park, think it might become part of my running routine.
Sunday night after the hash, I head home for quick nap before heading over to Free Meats and I Pee Freely's Christmas party. Dinner was great, Alisa really kicked ass making lasagna. We had a White Elephant gift thing, it was pretty cool, I ended up with a Dilbert Calendar. After the White Elephant, a friend of mine pulls me aside and says she has something for me, it is a thong with cherries on them. She was really tired when she bought it, so she originally thought it has apples on them.
When our friend Sleazy left (not a hasher, his actual name is Sleazak) he had a big surpirse siiting on his car. The Asians had found a large clear dildo in their yard, so they decided to leave it on his car during the party. Earlier in the year, Sleazy as a joke had left some anal beads on a friends bed during a partry, so this seemed like a fitting return for the act. He of course thought it was hilarious and had to leave it on someone else's car.
As the night progressed at some point I volunteered to wear Michelle's Wonder Woman costume to the New Years party. Normally I would bail out on this, but Free Meat was talking smack and now we have a bet.
Well I guess I will try and actually get some work done to day.
posted by dayoldfish at 9:47 AM
15 Comments:
Will you post the the pictures of you as Wonder Woman?
of course I will
I must see this....!!!!
He won't do it. What was the bet again? I was a wee bit "happy" last night.
The other highlight was Alisa, my lesbian sister, decides to pose for Apple in his new thong. Then continues to put a hugh ball (her white elephant gift) in the front.
We are considering posting fliers around the neighborhood for the lost & found. To claim the lost item, please call 512-***-PITT.
let's see, you're my beer bitch for the New Years eve party, plus a picture of the two of us and you proudly displaying the loser hand gestur on your fore-head.
I remember something about you being my beer bitch and also a pitcher of fireman 4 at LW. That sounds a lot better....right, beer bitch?
you are so going down, I am going to buy the lariat this wednesday
hey that is why we are all here, to talk smack
If DoF really pulls through this NYE. I'll post the pics for everyone's entertainment. Just think, he doesn't even have to shave.
Mostly I'm just surprised that YOU weren't DOTA last year, underachiever.
Some people want to be DOTA, some people try to be DOTA, with me, it is a lifestyle choice. I don't try, DOTA just happens. And if you don't buy that, then I blame the Asians, it's their fault I'm drunk.
How does someone find a clear dildo on their front lawn???
if it is there, it is easy to find. Think the more important question is how does someone end up with a dildo on their lawn.
Thanks grammar police.
Not really being grammar police in this case, more like rhetoric police maybe ... philosophic ... ahhh who cares
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