Ankle's Suck

So there I was running on trail. blASSt Zone and I had just blown through a false, because we could hear the pack moving in front of us. I had a pretty good pace going and then I hear a loud pop, 8-10 steps later, I finally come to a stop and my ankle is killing me. I wave BZ on and I start walking with a horribly bad limp. I continue on trail even though I am still within the first quarter mile of trail, thinking trail would not be too long. Unfortunately for me, the terrain was not accomodating for someone with a turned ankle. At some point during trail, someone tells me I should take a look, my response was if I stop and look, I might quit. I continue on to the beer check, where Sphincter Blinker runs out to give me a piggy back ride in, I wave him off then accept because it would be funny. I grab a beer and sit down to inspect my ankle, some people said my ankle looked like my knee, to me it looked like it was giving birth to a tangerine or small orange. People tell me I am auto-wanking, after seeing my ankle I agree. At the end, I plant myself on a chair near the beer and the ice. During circle, I had many down downs and stood during all. People kept telling me to sit during circle, but just didn't seem right. Afterwards off to Detours for a few drinks and then back home. Thanks go out to Squeef, DBD, Just Head and of course Wet Spot. Who by the way gave me a sweet On-On Necklace, go buy one from her!