NY RE-CAP
Saturday, I had to work. Good news is I was the Manager on Duty all day, which means very little work. Things were really slow, so I made a lot of people happy by releasing them early. I was even able to duck out about 30 minutes early myself. While I was at work, I made some new lost dog signs, which I posted around my complex and the park across the street after work. I then went to go pick up Slut (he was dressed as Duffman ... OH YEAH) and Free Meat (she was dressed as some anime character). We headed to BlASSt Zone's house where we proceeded to party down. When I arrived, Michelle had my costume ready for me (Wonder Woman). I really think I killed a lot of people's Linda Carter fantasies that night. Since I wore the costume, Free Meat lost our bet and she had to be my beer bitch, the whole time I wore the costume (which was only like an hour). The only other costume at the party, at least that I noticed, was Sleazy, he was dressed as Space Ghost. His costume rocked! Or at least I thought it did because he was wearing a cup which means I could kick him in the nuts.
Head Banger made an appearance, this time sporting Chocolate Vodka, it was yummm. After a while Slut, Strap-On Elvis and I headed over to Tuck It's and DBD's. We played 3 man, watched Lewis and Cock fall out of his chair, dog piled several people and pretty much did our best to destroy there house. Around 3 Slut passed out, so out came the Sharpies. The last pic was taken somewhere around 4, it involved my ass and someones face.
New Years morning, everyone woke up quite drunk, so we did the logical thing, we kept on drinking. After a few beers (and for Slut, Tuck It and myself some Bailies and Kalua) we head over to BlASSt Zone's to retrieve my keys, Sluts keys and wallet and of course more beer. While we were at BZ, Ring Around the Panty called to say the wait at Kerby Lane woud be around 30 minutes, told him to wait it out and we weere on our way. When we arrived, we didn't see the logic of waiting inside, so down came All Shaft No Head's tailgate and we started tailgating. We harassed a lot of the patrons and were able to get some of them to take group pics. During breakfast Tuck It and I made a bet that I would not make it through circle without passing out, loser has to pay the others hash cash for 5 weeks. I of course won. During breakfast, I drank half a bowl of salsa, one of Squeezin Semen's poached eggs and half a bottle of syrup (this of course was all part of my plan to not pass out during circle). By the time we made it back to Tuck It's my plan worked, I puked on the side of there house, I then went in brushed my teeth and took over their bed room where I passed out for a few hours. Tuck It of course said this was cheating and tried to disturb me, but after n hour he gave up and passed out also.
After a few hours of sleep, people announce it is time to go to the hash, I of course don't move. After a few minutes, High Beams comes to wake me up. Which att that point, the only person at the house that could have possiblly gotten me to leave the bed would be High Beams. So we are off to the hash, after a few detours (Sluts house then my apartment) we arrive at the hash during chalk talk. The pack is off, it seems like no one is really following trail, after a while the pack turns into a foursome, Davey Crothit, All Shaft, Strap-On and myself. After a while we lose Davey. The three of us that are left, pretty much do a circle of downtown, after a while we head back to the start and actually follow trail. We arrive at the beer check very very late, most of the pack had already left. We have a few beers, Tuck It has his shorts shredded by I Pee Freely. We decide to start trail again, there was a lot of mooning compliments of myself and Just Rebekah (who seriously digs midget porn). We of course lose trail again, and end up actually phoning in directions to the end.
I arrive at the end in time to have the last of TAF's curry. We circled up, I was called out many times as usual. I called Tuck It out for losing our bet. Note to self, have a talk with Tuck It about yelling Shut the Fuck Up in circle. After circle, most of us headed to the Poodle Dog for more drinking and to celebrate the fact that Wanker is leaving Austin, thus making it a much better place to live. We had a great time, after a few hours, it was down to Wanker, Hermie, Just Rebekah and myslef. Hermie and I took off to my place, he was in no shape to drive all the way back to Killeen, and he really doesn't need to be hand cuffed for sleeping in his truck again. Finally back at home, I munch some Jack in the Box tacos (damn you Slut for talking about tacos) and finally get some sleep.
It is so time to take it easy and relax for a bit.
Head Banger made an appearance, this time sporting Chocolate Vodka, it was yummm. After a while Slut, Strap-On Elvis and I headed over to Tuck It's and DBD's. We played 3 man, watched Lewis and Cock fall out of his chair, dog piled several people and pretty much did our best to destroy there house. Around 3 Slut passed out, so out came the Sharpies. The last pic was taken somewhere around 4, it involved my ass and someones face.
New Years morning, everyone woke up quite drunk, so we did the logical thing, we kept on drinking. After a few beers (and for Slut, Tuck It and myself some Bailies and Kalua) we head over to BlASSt Zone's to retrieve my keys, Sluts keys and wallet and of course more beer. While we were at BZ, Ring Around the Panty called to say the wait at Kerby Lane woud be around 30 minutes, told him to wait it out and we weere on our way. When we arrived, we didn't see the logic of waiting inside, so down came All Shaft No Head's tailgate and we started tailgating. We harassed a lot of the patrons and were able to get some of them to take group pics. During breakfast Tuck It and I made a bet that I would not make it through circle without passing out, loser has to pay the others hash cash for 5 weeks. I of course won. During breakfast, I drank half a bowl of salsa, one of Squeezin Semen's poached eggs and half a bottle of syrup (this of course was all part of my plan to not pass out during circle). By the time we made it back to Tuck It's my plan worked, I puked on the side of there house, I then went in brushed my teeth and took over their bed room where I passed out for a few hours. Tuck It of course said this was cheating and tried to disturb me, but after n hour he gave up and passed out also.
After a few hours of sleep, people announce it is time to go to the hash, I of course don't move. After a few minutes, High Beams comes to wake me up. Which att that point, the only person at the house that could have possiblly gotten me to leave the bed would be High Beams. So we are off to the hash, after a few detours (Sluts house then my apartment) we arrive at the hash during chalk talk. The pack is off, it seems like no one is really following trail, after a while the pack turns into a foursome, Davey Crothit, All Shaft, Strap-On and myself. After a while we lose Davey. The three of us that are left, pretty much do a circle of downtown, after a while we head back to the start and actually follow trail. We arrive at the beer check very very late, most of the pack had already left. We have a few beers, Tuck It has his shorts shredded by I Pee Freely. We decide to start trail again, there was a lot of mooning compliments of myself and Just Rebekah (who seriously digs midget porn). We of course lose trail again, and end up actually phoning in directions to the end.
I arrive at the end in time to have the last of TAF's curry. We circled up, I was called out many times as usual. I called Tuck It out for losing our bet. Note to self, have a talk with Tuck It about yelling Shut the Fuck Up in circle. After circle, most of us headed to the Poodle Dog for more drinking and to celebrate the fact that Wanker is leaving Austin, thus making it a much better place to live. We had a great time, after a few hours, it was down to Wanker, Hermie, Just Rebekah and myslef. Hermie and I took off to my place, he was in no shape to drive all the way back to Killeen, and he really doesn't need to be hand cuffed for sleeping in his truck again. Finally back at home, I munch some Jack in the Box tacos (damn you Slut for talking about tacos) and finally get some sleep.
It is so time to take it easy and relax for a bit.
posted by dayoldfish at 11:41 AM
5 Comments:
Sweeeeet. I wish I'd had me some of that Vodka
I thought you were drunk so I made a bet w/ ya...remember? It was a close game of pool but you still beat me :-( I had to crawl under the pool table and run over to order 3 more LoneStars. I.P. Freely was trying to be sweet and drag me out...Thus, giving me concrete burns on both of my knees. nice. Happy New Year, everyone!
When will everyone learn, the more I drink the better I am at pool. Remember that night you and I Pee had to carry me out of Bent over joe's? I could barely stand but I was kicking ass
How about something different than shut the fuck up... Respect is a good one
even better, since you are the leader of circle, lead by example. Seriously, it would be nice to make it through one of your circles without wanting to walk out.
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