Tour de Drunk
Trail# 1202 (January 22, 2006)
Trail: 1202 Team DOTA presents "Hashing DOTA Style"
Hares: 2 (Massive) Slut Slinger, Day Old Fish
Start: 2:45pm Walnut Creek Park
BeerCheck: #1 Eubank and Knoll Park
BeerCheck: #2 Lincolnshire Drive and Gamaas Drive
BeerCheck: #3 N30 24.353 W97 42.447
ShotCheck: #1 Balcones District Park parking lot
ShotCheck: #2 3201 Duval Road
ShotCheck: #3 Dorsett Road and Whispering Valley Drive
End: 6:08pm 4909 Transit Circle (the abode of Slut)
Miles: 8.9
Temp in Circle: 52F
Pack:42
Visitors: 3 Happy On His Knees (White House H3), Pothole, Wet Spot (Brenham H3)
New Boots: 2 Just Barbara (w/blASSt Zone), Just Ryan (w/Tuck It)
Six Week Wankers: 1 Crusty Beaver (7wks)
Trail Wankers: 13
Awards: 0
Namings: 1 Just Rebekah=Banana Cream Pie
Transplants:0
Maps: Trail Map Map and length calculation courtesy of Great Dane Pain
AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)
Trails 11
Longest Trail
8.9 miles (Massive) Slut Slinger, Day Old Fish
6.7 miles Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, All Shaft No Head
6.2 miles Try A Fuck (TAF), C'em Cummin
Shortest Trail
3.5 miles Speedie Edie, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
4.3 miles Lewis and Cock, The Body, Father Syphilis, C'em Cummin
4.4 miles Try A Fuck (TAF), She Mussel Bitch, Squeef, Fiber Cable
Largest Pack
58 Brownie, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Pumper Up The Butt, The Body, Batguano Man
53 Heavin' Semen, RainBlow Not-So-Bright
48 Speedie Edie, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Average Trail 5.5 miles The trails will be in the range 4.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack 41 The packs will be in the range 31-51 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance 34%
Average Trail (2005) 5.5 miles The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005) 40 The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers 135
60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers 417
Six-Week Wankers 42
Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN 23
Visitors 21
New Boots 13 And 6 were frightened away by the experience!
100% Attendance
Day Old Fish100%
Great Dane Pain 100%
The Body 100%
Tuck It Up The Butt 100%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Try A Fuck (TAF) 3 1194,1198,1199
Death By Dildo 3 1193,1195,1201
Tuck It Up The Butt 3 1193,1195,1201
The Body 3 1195,1197,1199
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails:Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails:Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails:Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails: (Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Chlamydia, Crotch Rot, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Pee Pee Longstocking, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Try A Fuck (TAF), Unzip Me, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails: Creamadonna, Home Alone, Pork Pushing Pimp, Social Retard
Trail: 1202 Team DOTA presents "Hashing DOTA Style"
Hares: 2 (Massive) Slut Slinger, Day Old Fish
Start: 2:45pm Walnut Creek Park
BeerCheck: #1 Eubank and Knoll Park
BeerCheck: #2 Lincolnshire Drive and Gamaas Drive
BeerCheck: #3 N30 24.353 W97 42.447
ShotCheck: #1 Balcones District Park parking lot
ShotCheck: #2 3201 Duval Road
ShotCheck: #3 Dorsett Road and Whispering Valley Drive
End: 6:08pm 4909 Transit Circle (the abode of Slut)
Miles: 8.9
Temp in Circle: 52F
Pack:42
Visitors: 3 Happy On His Knees (White House H3), Pothole, Wet Spot (Brenham H3)
New Boots: 2 Just Barbara (w/blASSt Zone), Just Ryan (w/Tuck It)
Six Week Wankers: 1 Crusty Beaver (7wks)
Trail Wankers: 13
Awards: 0
Namings: 1 Just Rebekah=Banana Cream Pie
Transplants:0
Maps: Trail Map Map and length calculation courtesy of Great Dane Pain
AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)
Trails 11
Longest Trail
8.9 miles (Massive) Slut Slinger, Day Old Fish
6.7 miles Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, All Shaft No Head
6.2 miles Try A Fuck (TAF), C'em Cummin
Shortest Trail
3.5 miles Speedie Edie, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
4.3 miles Lewis and Cock, The Body, Father Syphilis, C'em Cummin
4.4 miles Try A Fuck (TAF), She Mussel Bitch, Squeef, Fiber Cable
Largest Pack
58 Brownie, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Pumper Up The Butt, The Body, Batguano Man
53 Heavin' Semen, RainBlow Not-So-Bright
48 Speedie Edie, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Average Trail 5.5 miles The trails will be in the range 4.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack 41 The packs will be in the range 31-51 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance 34%
Average Trail (2005) 5.5 miles The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005) 40 The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers 135
60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers 417
Six-Week Wankers 42
Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN 23
Visitors 21
New Boots 13 And 6 were frightened away by the experience!
100% Attendance
Day Old Fish100%
Great Dane Pain 100%
The Body 100%
Tuck It Up The Butt 100%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Try A Fuck (TAF) 3 1194,1198,1199
Death By Dildo 3 1193,1195,1201
Tuck It Up The Butt 3 1193,1195,1201
The Body 3 1195,1197,1199
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails:Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails:Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails:Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails: (Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Chlamydia, Crotch Rot, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Pee Pee Longstocking, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Try A Fuck (TAF), Unzip Me, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails: Creamadonna, Home Alone, Pork Pushing Pimp, Social Retard
posted by dayoldfish at 11:02 AM
5 Comments:
Can u have 100% attendance when you are out of town at Tex-Mex? Hmm....did you clone yourself or do you have a hasher-by-proxy stand-in?????
I have mad attendance skills
I was there when some one said "oh he is not here so I do not have to pay this week" ! I said well I do not think that is how the bet went and so you have 100% Thank you very much...lol
BabyG lookin out for the fish, nice save.
I remember that conversation, sort of. Was drinking vodka so it is kind of fuzzy.
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