Another TXIH over

Weekend started innocently enough. Headed down to Crown and Anchor to meet up with Brownie, BATT and Meat Gazer. To my surprise when I arrive (carted down there by Free Meat) DBD, Tuck It and Ring are already there playing 3 man. I quickly join the game, forgetting to order food (problem #1). We are soon joined by She Mussel Bitch, @ss Gagger and Friar Fuck. Around 4ish, the Colorado crew plus, @ss, Friar and myself squeeze into @ss's car and head downtown. Shortly after we arrive, we are joined by Late Night and C'em. We decided to do it a little bar hopping, our third bar to hit was the Libarary, which was running dollar wells (problem #2). Around 6:30, we head back to Lovejoy's to meet people for the pub crawl. I recell very little of this. At some point we went to the side bar, shortly afterwards I am carted into a cab and sent over to Cadaver Divers house, where I chugged some wine and passed out. Around 2 in the morning I hear lets go hot tubbing, so I wake up and head to the hot tub to start drinking again.

Friday morning I wake up at Cadavers, where I am told of what all I did the night before. After a while, I finally get a ride home from Head Banger. By the time I make it home I am totally late for packing up the equipment for the camp out, sorry Junta. I run over to @ss's, pick up Brownie and head to the camp site. Along the way Jager was consumed and we never really worrited about the fact that we did not have directions to the camp site. About 20 minutes into the drive, I received a call from Heavin Semen saying she is 2 cars behind me. I tell her to take the lead since I don't have directions. We safely arrived at the camp site, set up our tents and then went down to socialize. I am told many many many times how drunk I was the night before. Also at this point I receive my gimme's that I was not supposed to get because I pissed off the haberdasher (sigh). Friday, an Austin hasher I had never met came up and introduced herself (Just Trish), she had remembered me from the two previous times she had hashed. I guess riding a drunken Irishman into a beer check leaves a lasting memory. At about midnight, I decided I was pretty tired and headed to my tent to sleep.



Saturday pretty much consisted of finishing off the Jager, drinking as much of Meat's Tuaca as possible, avoiding trails, spending as much time with Trisha and her brother (Pornarotti) as possible. Saturday night, avoided watching skits by drinking more Tuaca and massive amounts of jello shots. When the band played, was pretty much dancing with Trish as much as possible. At some points El Smeets passed out in the food service area and I was drafted to drag him to his camp site. I couldn't pass up the chance to Sharpie him and stick a banana in the crack of his ass, which was all photographed for posterity. Around midnight, Trish says it is time to go to sleep, she invites me over (get your mind out of the gutters, her brother was there). So I had a choice of a warm SUV with a beautiful girl or a tent alone and the chance that Brownie might "mistake" my tent for his. I of course took the warm SUV.

Sunday morning, I packed up all my camping gear and then hung out with Trish. During the Sunday circle, she was named, Pork My Pussy (she hates it). When possible I helped trying to load all the Austin H3 equipment, wasn't much help beacause of all the bees around (spent the weekend toting an epi-pen). Said my goodbyes to Trish, promised I would call her that night to see if she was up for Ginny's. Said my goodbyes to everyone else and Brownie and I headed back to Austin to get cleaned up and head over to Chicken Shit Bingo. We were soon joined by Cherry Popper, who was still trashed from TXIH. Later we were joined by Free Meat, I Pee Freely, @ss Gagger, BATT, Meat Gazer, Grabber and some of his rugby buddies, Wet Spot, Rollin Nutless, Squeezin Semen and Lewis and Cock. Some of these people actually met when we headed over to the Poodle Dog to see Sunny (she was great!). I called Pork My Pussy but she wasn't able to make it. Around midnight, I took I Pee Freely home and headed to my place to finally sleep in my bed, it was wonderful.

Monday I woke up with nothing to do, I took the day off for recovery. My day went like this read, unpack, read some more, eat, read, met up with Trish.

Today it is back to work and writing blogs
On-On to my next day off Tomorrow and Thursday