The Invite
Last night during the full moon hash, Trish invites me over to her parents for Easter Dinner. I of course being the great guy I am tell her no way in hell. Just kidding I said yes.
I can just imagine the conversation I will have with her parents.
parent, "So Tim, what did you and Trish do today?"
me, "We ran around downtown Austin in Red Dresses."
parent, "Red Dresses?"
me, "Yeah there was a red dress run today."
parent, "And you both were wearing red dresses?"
me, "Not really, Trish was wearing a red Indian robe and I was wearing a red dress."
Browneye, before you start giving me shit about wearing a dress, remember you are the one that went to a gay bar in boxer shorts.
Another possible conversation
parent, "So you run and drink beer?"
me, "Yes."
parent, "And you do this with our daughter?"
me, "Yes, that is how I met her."
parent, "You do realize she is twenty."
me, "That is not what her fake id says."
parent, "fake id?"
me, "yeah all the cool kids have them these days."
parent, "Trish, how did you learn about hashing?"
Trish, "Kevin (her brother Pornarotti) told me to go."
parent, "So Tim, do you think our 20 year old daughter should be running around the streets of Austin drinking beer?"
me, "yeah, why not? Plus Kevin made me promise to get her out to the hash often."
I have only met Trish's parents once before, that was the night she wrecked her car, so they were more concerned about the details of the wreck rather than scrutinizing me.
From what I could tell her parents are pretty cool. My first impression of her dad was he had just gotten tanked at the country club and he was making a BLT sandwich naked. Come on who hasn't been drunk and made a blt naked. So who knows, I might not be inheriting girlfriends parents, but a possible new drinking buddy.
On-On to Ski Shores to pick up the credit card I left there yesterday.
I can just imagine the conversation I will have with her parents.
parent, "So Tim, what did you and Trish do today?"
me, "We ran around downtown Austin in Red Dresses."
parent, "Red Dresses?"
me, "Yeah there was a red dress run today."
parent, "And you both were wearing red dresses?"
me, "Not really, Trish was wearing a red Indian robe and I was wearing a red dress."
Browneye, before you start giving me shit about wearing a dress, remember you are the one that went to a gay bar in boxer shorts.
Another possible conversation
parent, "So you run and drink beer?"
me, "Yes."
parent, "And you do this with our daughter?"
me, "Yes, that is how I met her."
parent, "You do realize she is twenty."
me, "That is not what her fake id says."
parent, "fake id?"
me, "yeah all the cool kids have them these days."
parent, "Trish, how did you learn about hashing?"
Trish, "Kevin (her brother Pornarotti) told me to go."
parent, "So Tim, do you think our 20 year old daughter should be running around the streets of Austin drinking beer?"
me, "yeah, why not? Plus Kevin made me promise to get her out to the hash often."
I have only met Trish's parents once before, that was the night she wrecked her car, so they were more concerned about the details of the wreck rather than scrutinizing me.
From what I could tell her parents are pretty cool. My first impression of her dad was he had just gotten tanked at the country club and he was making a BLT sandwich naked. Come on who hasn't been drunk and made a blt naked. So who knows, I might not be inheriting girlfriends parents, but a possible new drinking buddy.
On-On to Ski Shores to pick up the credit card I left there yesterday.
posted by dayoldfish at 12:11 PM
7 Comments:
I recommend not making BLT sandwiches naked. Hot bacon grease splattered on skin stings a bit!
That goes with "don't fry chicken on naked day"
I think the bacon had already been cooked, the house did not smell like he had just made bacon.
If after her parents size you up, all they are concerned about is her drinking beer....you're golden.
cradle snatcher! ...nah, you are my hero....;)
Sigh. And all this time I've been clinging to the hope that you like older girls...
So, how'd it go?!?
Jes, I am just waiting for you to say screw Korea and head to Austin, it went well
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