Baseball
Last night, I cut out of work early and headed over to Slut's. Strap-On had procured us some tickets to the Express game. We head over to Round Rock and pick up Strap-On, of course we stopped at The Pluck for a couple of 32oz beers. The game was pretty good, the Express really spanked Omaha. Plus it was dollar dog night. I cannot believe how long I have gone without ball park franks. We were discussing about having a hash outing to a game, they did a few years ago and got shirts and everything. On the way out of the game, Strap-On started talking about the song Greensleeves. He said he was surprised that there was not a hash song using that tune and that there should be. Well since I am not one to disappoint my friends:
Strap-On Elvis is a fag
who dines from a collostamy bag
Strap-On Elvis is a tool
requested this song therefore a fool
Everybody sing!
Strap-On Elvis is a fag
who dines from a collostamy bag
Strap-On Elvis is a tool
requested this song therefore a fool
Everybody sing!
posted by dayoldfish at 1:39 PM
10 Comments:
The Sky Sox would whoop the Express' ass!
The the hash outing/thirsty thursday ballgame was a blast. PPL and I just watched the entire game from the $1 beer line.
I checked their website, they will still do the shirt for the group rate, since we have the pluckers crew as sponsors, maybe we can get some other stuff, but the shirt alone would be cool, should be an annual event.
Got to throw a PC flag here...
Maybe Strap On would prefer to be called gynophilically challenged.
Hmmm...Doesn't rhyme with much.
Yeah, sorry I missed it. Didn't get calls about going in time...already had made other plans.
Next time!
Oh yeah, and why THAT song??!
Baseball is boring, except for the eating/drinking part.
I think it was only like $10 and you got good tix, a shirt, and $1 beer. The only thing was the shirt had to be non-offensive for the Express to print it. But that should be no problem for the Austin hash, judging from the TXIH shirts.
is Strap-on ever going to update his blog?
Elvis promised to have an update soon...about his past 3 months all rolled together. But when he will actually do that is anyone's guess!
Dallas/Fort worth does that every year on opening day. I'm sure you've seen their baseball shirts that they all wore one year. Simply said "HASHER" with a number on it.
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