Sunday's trail

Trail# 1222 (June 11, 2006)
Trail: 1222 Free At Last Redemption Trail
Hares: 4 Day Old Fish, Pork My Pussy, Ring Around The Panty, Just PMP's Mom
Start: 3:01pm Georgetown Recreation Center
BeerCheck: #1 Blue Hole Park
BeerCheck: #2 Chautauqua Park
BeerCheck: #3 988 I-35 North
End: 4:54pm San Gabriel Park
Miles: 4.6
Temp in Circle: 99�F
Pack: 33
Visitors: 5 Ass Carnage (Hill Country H3), Balled Guy (Tuscon H3), Bibubbleyum (Guam H3), Chlamydia (Brokeback Mountain H3), Texas Bullshitter (Penang H3)
New Boots: 0
Six Week Wankers: 1 Prozac (7wks)
Trail Wankers: 1
Awards: 1 Just PMP's Mom=1st Lay

Trails 31
Longest Trail 9.6 miles Tuck It Up The Butt, Death By Dildo, Strap-on Elvis, Ass Carnage, Day Old Fish, Pork My Pussy
8.4 miles (Massive) Slut Slinger, Day Old Fish
7.6 miles blASSt Zone, Cumonawanalaya, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, I Pee Freely
Shortest Trail 1.8 miles Tuck It Up The Butt, Death By Dildo, Strap-on Elvis, Ass Carnage, Day Old Fish, Pork My Pussy
3.4 miles Sphincter Blinker, Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow, Speedie Edie, blASSt Zone, Free Meat, I Pee Freely
3.5 miles Speedie Edie, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Largest Pack 59 Sphincter Blinker, Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow, Speedie Edie, blASSt Zone, Free Meat, I Pee Freely
58 Brownie, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Pumper Up The Butt, The Body, Batguano Man
57 Social Retard, Easy Access
Average Trail 5.2 miles The trails will be in the range 3.6-6.8 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack 40 The packs will be in the range 30-50 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance 22%
Average Trail (2005) 5.5 miles The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005) 40 The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers 140 60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers 421
Six-Week Wankers 44 Average Weeks Wanking= 16
NFHN25
Visitors55
New Boots 46 And 29 were frightened away by the experience!

Hashing is my life! High Beams 97%
The Body 97%
Day Old Fish 90%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Death By Dildo 5 1193,1195,1201,1210,1215
Day Old Fish 5 1202,1208,1215,1220,1222
Tuck It Up The Butt 4 1193,1195,1201,1215
C'em Cummin 4 1194,1197,1208,1220
Try A Fuck (TAF) 4 1194,1198,1199,1212
The Body 4 1195,1197,1199,1207
Social Retard 3 1192,1203,1209
blASSt Zone 3 1204,1212,1221
She Mussel Bitch 3 1195,1198,1208

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Pork My Pussy 63%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails 1 Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails 3 Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch, Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails 10 Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cherry Popper, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, The Body
100-249 Trails 24 (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Cadaver Diver, Crotch Rot, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Try A Fuck (TAF), Unzip Me, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails 7 Creamadonna, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Home Alone, Pork Pushing Pimp, Tuck It Up The Butt