Freak Out
Today I may have completely freaked out a co-worker. I was in another building washing my hands and this guy walks out of one of the stalls and I comment that he had a tremendous dookie. I finish washing and drying my hands then I leave. The whole time the guy is frozen, his eyes were like those of a deer in a spotlight.
In all honesty, the guy let rip one of the most rancid smells I have ever come across. It was a triple flusher. And even the owner of the poop was gagging, that says a lot. I felt that this guy should know that he had truly taken the poop of a grand master.
Oh is it time for happy hour yet? Wait, I already had a couple of drinks 2 hours ago, 1 more hour till I can leave for good. Love my job! For reals!
In all honesty, the guy let rip one of the most rancid smells I have ever come across. It was a triple flusher. And even the owner of the poop was gagging, that says a lot. I felt that this guy should know that he had truly taken the poop of a grand master.
Oh is it time for happy hour yet? Wait, I already had a couple of drinks 2 hours ago, 1 more hour till I can leave for good. Love my job! For reals!
posted by dayoldfish at 5:12 PM
4 Comments:
Maybe he thought that dookie was slang for penis. Computer nerds do not get out much. And no, Dave & Busters does not count.
I usually say, when comfronted with that situation, "Dude, as a medical professional (which I am not), that particular odor is usually symptomatic of colon cancer. You should make an appt with you family doctor and get a referral to a specialist."
HAHAHAHAHA!
Didn't you do this a few months ago?
no, I did the corn in my poop bit a few months ago
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