All I need to be complete

Is a stuffed Moosehead. The other night, after watching You, Me and Dupree, I figured that out. So if anyone spots one tell me!

So people have been asking what happened with the challenge. We all won, or lost since we went that time without drinking and had nothing to show. When the bet was over, thanks to bad weather, a few of us went on a four day bender, well not a real bender, but it got so bad that at one point Peter had been in the same bar for 12 hours, I think I was there for 10.5 or 11.

The official Grand opening of Chon Som has come and gone. It was a great night with wonderful food, great friends and excellent scotch. I went with the thai menu that night, it really was some of the best they had to offer from the menu. I am really proud of my Asians for what they have accomplished, I am also proud of all of you who helped out.

Last night, met up with some friends and went to downtown. Have not hit up 6th St since Sphincter Blinkers bday. I really hate the downtown scene, but have to love $1 beer and $2 shots. We were only down there a couple of hours, we were showing a friend around before she had to catch a flight back to NYC.

Well I am off, Maybe I will hash this weekend, then again I have never been a 6 week wanker. Also, I have been having a craving for Schlitz, Pickled Eggs, Dale Watson and his Lonestars, you guessed it Chicken Shit Bingo at Ginny's. T Rex invited me on Sunday, but never made it out.

On-On to Happy Hour, there has to be one somewhere at noon.

Temptation

Haring the Shoal Creek Crawlers on Wednesday. What is frightening, I will be doing it sober, worse yet a sober circle. Hopefully that spectacle of me sober will get some people out to do a mid-week trail. I really enjoy the Crawlers and wish we would do it more often, so a good turn out may help.

On-On to Betty Ford and not the good one that hashers attend

Oh yeah, as far as the bet goes I am still master of my domain.

The Challenge

Okay...we are coming up with the latest plan.

Bad Jimmy, Free Meat, I Pee Freely, and Day Old Fish....

....$50 each person

Challenge: Monday 12:01 a.m. - Saturday 8 p.m. no drinking

Who will win? Who will lose? Can we do it?

Stay tuned

Last Night

Last night's Full Moon rocked, The Tour de Margarita. The group was small, Wanksgiving, @ss Gagger, (Massive Slutslinger, Bad Jimmy (his first time to actually to do trail and he was still dressed for work), Big Bloody Ketchup, Free Meat and our hare was blASSt Zone. It was a picture hash that took us by several mexican places for margarita's, the On-In was at blASSt Zone's house for cheap tequila and beer. Cumoniwannaleiya made an appearance, of course it is her house too.

Circle was fun and quite entertaining.

Afterwards, Free Meat, Bad Jimmy and myself head to Grafitti's for one beer. IT WAS CLOSED, then on to Raggedy Anne's where we were later joined by Peter (a Chon Som regular who appears to be hash material) and Trey (one of the servers at Chon Som). After three pitchers of beer, it appeared that there was no stopping this crowd, so for once I took my leave early. Went home, ate, prepared for today and was in bed by midnight.

Tonights agenda, go to Chon Som and work on the Grand Opening plans and then probably another early night.

For those members of Team Brass Monkey going to Tex/Mex this weekend, my radio fortold a great weekend, heard Hall and Oates on the way into work.

Where have I been?

I have spent most of the past few weeks hanging out with the other members of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse, Free Meat, Bad Jimmy and Corey. There have been many nights and days of chaos. What do I have to show for it, my car is dented (someone hit and ran) and a drained bank account. We had many adventures, I am not going to go through them all, but I will tell you the tale of The Prostrate.

One Saturday Bad Jimmy, Free Meat and myself met to have lunch. Of course lunch included a few Margaritas. Once finished with lunch, we start driving up Burnet heading home. Well all Austinites know you can't drive up Burnet without stopping into Ginny's. We walk in with nothing but pocket change, Ginny's is cash only so we just pooled our loose change. We order a round, we make friends with one of the locals who then buys a round.

After Ginny's, we go to the Poodle Dog. While at Poodle Dog, I was told to call Corey since both Free Meat's and Bad Jimmy's phones had died (We had been texting and calling Corey all day since he was in the dog house with his wife over the events the night before). When I call Corey, I pretend that I am his Doctors office and that he needs to come back in for another prostate exam (he had his first ever earlier in the week {well there was that one time in jail, but if someone spoons you afterward, that is not the right type of exam}). While I am talking to Corey, I go into graphic detail about what we are going to have to. After I ramble on for a couple of minutes, the person interupts me and it is not Corey. I pass the phone to free meat who apologizes. After she hangs up, she decides it is best to call the guy back and apologize. The guy did not appreciate her effort.

Next stop LaLa's, the Free Meat's house, where she is in the dog house with I Pee Freely.

I will try to post more often, but have been kind of blah lately.