Intervention

I never thought things would get so bad that I would need an intervention, but tonight when I arrived home the first thing I saw was a priest. SHIT! Then I recognized who was throwing the intervention, several bartenders I knew very well. Next thing I know, I am tackled by the priest, who is slinging Jager around like it is holy water. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you. Come on Tim, Jesus was a party guy, he threw bashes all the time, you know the whole water into wine thing. Of course he can't go hashing because he changes the beer to wine, but hey other than that he was an okay guy." Brian, from the Hideout, comes up and starts funneling Tuaca down my throat. Joe, from Grafitti's (I know it closed, but this is my weird day dream damn it) starts shoveling Jello shots my way. From out of no where, Slut shows up and say, "Mi compadre, walk away from the light. Come back to the Dark Side." He tossed me a Miller Lite and ...

To be continued on the next episode of
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Johnie Lad, Cock Up Your Beaver


1791

When first my brave Johnie lad came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet that wanted the crown;
But now he has gotten a hat and a feather,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Cock up your beaver, and cock it fu' sprush,
We'll over the border, and gie them a brush;
There's somebody there we'll teach better behaviour,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Severely bored today so went through some books from grad school and came across this.

Friday Night House Warming

On Friday, I attended a house warming at my friends Robin and Brinda's new home. like so may other times in my life, I have been the only white boy in the house. But what can I say, I love Indian food and Robin is a giid friend of mine. Some of you may remember Robin from when he hashed, the most memorable moment would be him diving off the party barge and dislocating both his shoulders. What makes it worse, he was the only one not drinking that day. The party was a good time, plenty of beer was flowing, Robin even had some Lonestar.

Here are a couple of pics.