Found One Bandera Fleece

Willing to make even trade for DOF 25 run magnet. Anyone interested in desicrating Browneye's fleece feel free to post. No acutally I wouldn't do anything to Browneye's fleece, but if anyone does know the whereabouts of my magnet please email me.

My Week

I have had what some would call an uneventful week, but it was very eventful for me.
Monday: had my first date with Trish (Pork My Pussy). Went great!
Tuesay: Went to work, then met Slut for a couple of beers and then headed to a hockey game, PMP played very well. Later hung out with PMP.
Wednesday: lounged around all day reading, then headed to Bodies house to clean up all the TXIH stuff. Later hung out with PMP.
Thursday: Did a favor for a friend most of the day, headed to the Darkside and then to PMP's new place (seeing a trend yet?).
Friday: Returned to work. Have a totally freaky schedule the next two days because I am the manger on duty for 9 hours straight. Basically come in and check email for an hour, go to lunch at 10:30. 11:30-8:30 Manager on Duty. Excititing I know. After work tonight? You guessed it, meeting up with PMP. Who by the way loves her hash name. Something about it being like PiMP. I think we should have made fun of the fact that she is a chic hockey player, like Chics with Sticks. But then again, her being a hockey player she would probably cross check my ass.

Well back to "checking email"

Another TXIH over

Weekend started innocently enough. Headed down to Crown and Anchor to meet up with Brownie, BATT and Meat Gazer. To my surprise when I arrive (carted down there by Free Meat) DBD, Tuck It and Ring are already there playing 3 man. I quickly join the game, forgetting to order food (problem #1). We are soon joined by She Mussel Bitch, @ss Gagger and Friar Fuck. Around 4ish, the Colorado crew plus, @ss, Friar and myself squeeze into @ss's car and head downtown. Shortly after we arrive, we are joined by Late Night and C'em. We decided to do it a little bar hopping, our third bar to hit was the Libarary, which was running dollar wells (problem #2). Around 6:30, we head back to Lovejoy's to meet people for the pub crawl. I recell very little of this. At some point we went to the side bar, shortly afterwards I am carted into a cab and sent over to Cadaver Divers house, where I chugged some wine and passed out. Around 2 in the morning I hear lets go hot tubbing, so I wake up and head to the hot tub to start drinking again.

Friday morning I wake up at Cadavers, where I am told of what all I did the night before. After a while, I finally get a ride home from Head Banger. By the time I make it home I am totally late for packing up the equipment for the camp out, sorry Junta. I run over to @ss's, pick up Brownie and head to the camp site. Along the way Jager was consumed and we never really worrited about the fact that we did not have directions to the camp site. About 20 minutes into the drive, I received a call from Heavin Semen saying she is 2 cars behind me. I tell her to take the lead since I don't have directions. We safely arrived at the camp site, set up our tents and then went down to socialize. I am told many many many times how drunk I was the night before. Also at this point I receive my gimme's that I was not supposed to get because I pissed off the haberdasher (sigh). Friday, an Austin hasher I had never met came up and introduced herself (Just Trish), she had remembered me from the two previous times she had hashed. I guess riding a drunken Irishman into a beer check leaves a lasting memory. At about midnight, I decided I was pretty tired and headed to my tent to sleep.



Saturday pretty much consisted of finishing off the Jager, drinking as much of Meat's Tuaca as possible, avoiding trails, spending as much time with Trisha and her brother (Pornarotti) as possible. Saturday night, avoided watching skits by drinking more Tuaca and massive amounts of jello shots. When the band played, was pretty much dancing with Trish as much as possible. At some points El Smeets passed out in the food service area and I was drafted to drag him to his camp site. I couldn't pass up the chance to Sharpie him and stick a banana in the crack of his ass, which was all photographed for posterity. Around midnight, Trish says it is time to go to sleep, she invites me over (get your mind out of the gutters, her brother was there). So I had a choice of a warm SUV with a beautiful girl or a tent alone and the chance that Brownie might "mistake" my tent for his. I of course took the warm SUV.

Sunday morning, I packed up all my camping gear and then hung out with Trish. During the Sunday circle, she was named, Pork My Pussy (she hates it). When possible I helped trying to load all the Austin H3 equipment, wasn't much help beacause of all the bees around (spent the weekend toting an epi-pen). Said my goodbyes to Trish, promised I would call her that night to see if she was up for Ginny's. Said my goodbyes to everyone else and Brownie and I headed back to Austin to get cleaned up and head over to Chicken Shit Bingo. We were soon joined by Cherry Popper, who was still trashed from TXIH. Later we were joined by Free Meat, I Pee Freely, @ss Gagger, BATT, Meat Gazer, Grabber and some of his rugby buddies, Wet Spot, Rollin Nutless, Squeezin Semen and Lewis and Cock. Some of these people actually met when we headed over to the Poodle Dog to see Sunny (she was great!). I called Pork My Pussy but she wasn't able to make it. Around midnight, I took I Pee Freely home and headed to my place to finally sleep in my bed, it was wonderful.

Monday I woke up with nothing to do, I took the day off for recovery. My day went like this read, unpack, read some more, eat, read, met up with Trish.

Today it is back to work and writing blogs
On-On to my next day off Tomorrow and Thursday

James McMurtry

Saturday night, a bunch of us headed down to Jovina's to check out James McMurtry's set. For anyone who has never seen him, he is a must see. His dad has written so much about Texas over the span of his career, James could definitely write the soundtrack for all of these books. His set totally rocked and I am sure everyone who attended had a great time.

After James' set, we headed to some place Sphincter Blinker wanted to go to meet some friends. Turned out to be a gay bar. Strap-On Elvis was the belle of the ball that night. He was very popular among the locals and was even given some gifts.
After the gay bar, it was off to ihop for some drunken dining, this was all pretty much a blur. I do know that when we returned to blASSt Zone's house, Sphincter Blinker did puke in the bushes.

I woke up around noonish, stumbled down stairs and found BZ, CumonIwannaleiya and @ss Gagger vegging watching TV, this turned out to be an all day trend for us, culminating in a Firefly marathon. Somewhere around 10:30 I dropped @G off and I headed home for some sleep in my bed, first time in several days. I would recount some of the stories from St Patties Day, but I don't remember too much from that night, except that the food rocked.

Well back to work.

Need a roommate

After 2.5 years, my roommate has decided to move in with his girlfriend. Don't
see why, come home to someone there. Or like the present, live with someone who rarely
even sleeps there. So i have an open room and bathroom. This is in North Austin, MOPAC and
Duval. I am seriously rarely here. I am needing someone at short notice, April 1st.
Here are some pics I took the last time I needed a roommate.
http://homepage.mac.com/nijugo0/PhotoAlbum4.html

if you are interested please email me offline.

DOF

Beluga News

As some of you may know, I Pee Freely was offered an executive sushi position at Beluga. In the last minute, Beluga bailed on the deal after I Pee had already given notice at the place he was working. Their reason was that he had no food analysis skills, which is a totally trainable skill. I think this was very unprofessional of them to bail out at the last minute and I will be boycotted this place and I suggest everyone else does too.

Don't know what to say

I have this friend that I have known since college named Angry Mexican. When all of my friends were starting to leave Fort Worth, he was the only one to stick around. After c ouple of years and a lot of visits to Austin, he finally decided to move here. He worked at the froot, he loved his job here, but after about 6 months of being here he started to want to move to other cities. This is the guy that we all thought would live and die in Fort Worth. Well a new froot store is opening up in NYC and he was hired on to go there. Today was his last day at froot Austin, he stopped by to kill a few user accounts and from here he was heading to Fort Worth. I really don't know what to say, it is good to see that he is finally ready to take on the world, but it is sad to have one of my oldest friends moving away. I wish I would have remembered he was leaving this week so I could have made time for the events he had planned. I suck as a friend.

Well now I guess I will have to find a reason to go to NYC.

the story of

Well this should make @ss Gagger happy. I was just walking around the froot while I was making some calls and I come across a flier for the story of, playing tomorrow night at Latitude 30 at 512 San Jacinto. This will be one of there SXSW shows. This band is pretty good and if you are in the area, you should check them out. Oh and buy @G a drink.

Swimming Training

Yesterday I met with Heavin Semen for her first training session. She had told me that her swimming skills were not that great, but I feel the exact opposite. I think she is going to do very well in the Danskin triathalon. She has a good strong stroke, she may under utilize her legs, but we will work on that (her legs will be a powerhouse). Once she gets her the things she needs for the race, I think she will pretty much be good to go after she build up her endurance and we get her swimming in fresh water.

I am really glad to be helping out with this, and hopefully we will have a few more people competing. This also causes me to make more time for swimming, and I know I can use the time doing laps.

Yesterday was a great start!

TXIH 2006

Top Ten Reasons to go to Texas Interhash 2006

10. Like you really have anything better to do
9. You will have the opportunity to see some out of staters try to camp
8. There are 52% Harriers and 48% harriettes, do the math, there is always a chance you could hook up
7. chics like to flash their boobs at hash weekends
6. gimmees
5. Some really good trails
4. BEER!
3. Band
2. MORE BEER

And the number 1 reason to go to Texas Interhash 2006

drum roll

1. Squeeze Box will not be attending

GOTA

Who do you think will get Gayest Of Them All this year? Tuck It Up the Butt I Pee Freely Wanksgiving (Massive) Slutslinger    Free polls from Pollhost.com

Hurricane

A few minutes ago, I made a quick run to Whataburger. While I was waiting at the drive thru, KGSR was playing Bob Dylan's song The Hurricane. Sometimes music really affects me, I remember weeping the first time I understood what David Bowie's Space Oddity was really about, of course I was 12 but still. While listening to The Hurricane, I became seriously pissed off. Imagine having your life taken away from you. Being imprisoned for a crime you did not commit. The prosecutions only case is a black man in a new car. And what makes it worse is you are a world class athelete. Many people live with the what if syndrome, imagine living with it and having but having it taken away from you. The guy was in jail for like 20 years and it took a high school kid and some Canadians to prove he was innocent. I do not know where I am going with this, but I just had to purge.

Food

What can I say, I love food. Today I had lunch at Sambet's, I know I eat there a lot and I write about it a lot. But this place really does inspire one to write and share the experience. Several of you that read this blog have dines there with me here and know that it is one of my happy places in Austin. Today I walked in expecting their always wonderful food. I oredered my usual lunch, expecting greatness. Greatness was surpassed. Their Poblano Crawfish chowder is one of the best soups I have ever had. Today it made it to the best single instance of a soup. I seriously wanted to pull a Johnny Depp from Once Upon a Time in Mexicao and walk back to the kitchen and shoot the cook to restore balance in the universe. Needless to say I have a very happy tummy right now.

Now the real reason for this post. So tonight, they are having one of their crawfish boils, which means a Zydeco band and a very special menu. The owner gave me a sneak peak of tonights menu and everything on it looked so wonderful. So here is my offer, anyone who wants to go tonight, email me. It is from 7-10, I am going to try and duck out of work early so I can make it. The cover is $3 and it is BYOB. Considering the time frame, anyone heading down to SoCo to see The Story Of should be able to make it. I know blASSt Zone is having a crawfish boil tomorrow and all of us will be there, but tonight is going to be super good food. So anyone up for tonight email me. This is going to be one of the best times in Austin tonight, when Sambet's does a crawfish boil, they do it right.

Hash Trash 1208 Chuck Norris Hash

Last Night

Last Night, I arrived back from my family visit and pretty much headed staright over to @ss Gagger's to watch Scrubs with her and Father Syphilis. After a couple of episodes, we were joined by Social Retard, who came over to make the prizes for the toga contest on Sunday. Of course I get a call from the Asians to meet them at Grafitti's, so Padre and I head over there for a couple of beers. We are soon joined by Strap-On. Now this is all pretty run of the mill, you must be going Fish, why are you posting on this. When I arrived at home, I was grabbing a quick snack, when I happen to step on a small shard of glass (my roommate must have broke something while I was out). I begin to bleed profusely (for thoose of you who know me well, a lot of blood will make me sick). So I am trying to cover my foot up with paper towels to keep from getting blood all over my kitchen floor. I am quickly running out of paper towels because I am bleeding so much. So I hobble to my bathroom plant my foot into the tub to rinse it off, grab some tweezers to pull the shard out. Once I do blood starts squirting out of my foot. I finally get my foot bandadged. I then go back to my kitchen to clean up all the blood. I of course puke a few times because of the blood. By the time I am finished, I am no longer hungry, the call I was going to make before bed was cancelled, I pretty much hobbled over to my bed and passed out still dressed. Today I am pretty run down. So in the last week, nail to the left foot, piece of glass to the right foot. I think some malevolent force in the universe is trying to stop me from running. Well it is not going to happen. This moorning, even though I was run down and my feet were hurting, I ran for an hour. I was able to check out my new brace for my left ankle. It works well and gives it some great support.

Final note, WS sorry I didn't call last night.

Tonight at Sherlock's

Tonight my friend Ian will be hosting Karaoke at Sherlock's. This is being set up as a one time gig, but can become a more permanent thing. Anyone who is free tonight should go. Ian is a cool guy and has been to the end of a few hashes. You may recognize him from grafitti's also. This is also they guy some of us may be soliciting some help for friday night at TXIH, so some support right now might make his help possible. Go up and have a beer with Free Meat (she will be there from 7:30-9:00). It will be from 8-12 tonight. I of course will be on my way out of town, but toast a beer to me and my sobriety.On-On

This week

Heading home to visit my family. Will be offline for the next few days. No one post anything stupid, save it till I get back. I am pretty much all packed and set to go. The Nano is charged and filled with travelling music. Speaking of music, spoke to the lead singer of Road Trip, the band that played last years Texas Interhash. I have them pretty much booked, he just needs to get confirmation from the rest of the band. Brownie already said the band was good and he enjoyed their sets last year, so SUCK IT BROWNEYE. Okay I have provided a band, now will you people stop bitching? Didn't think so. We currently have 191 people rego'd of which only 49% are harriettes. We need more chics there, easy chics, fun chics and most importantly drunk chics. So if you have not rego do it now while you can still get gimmees ($89 till March 10th). Those of you who have signed up gets you friends to come along. This year is going to be a blast and the Pre-Lube will definitely rock.

On-On to Garner Texas
DOF

Chuck Norris Trail Stats

Trail# 1208 (March 5, 2006)
Trail: 1208 Prepare for Chuck Norris' Birthday Trail
Hares: 3 She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
Start: 2:06pm End of Pioneer Farms Road
BeerCheck: #1 North Oaks Park
End: 4:40pm Walnut Creek Park
Miles: 5.3
Temp in Circle: 81 F
Pack: 50
Visitors: 6 4Fs (eATMe H3), Fire In The Ho (eATMe H3), Hermaphrodites On Unicycles (Hill Country H3), Just Steve K., Tube Of Meat (Hill Country H3), Wet Spot (Brenham H3)
New Boots: 3 Just Charlie (Chuck Norris Trail), Just Josh (w/Social), Just Richard (Chuck Norris Trail)
Six Week Wankers: 6 Divine Bovine (18wks), Glow Worm (11wks), Limestone cOW!boy (7wks), Lost N Mound (14wks), Trojan Whore (10wks), Wanksgiving (6wks)
Trail Wankers: 5
Awards: 1 Day Old Fish=69 Trails
Namings: 0
Transplants: 0
Maps: Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS Tracks courtesy of TAF and blASSt Zone

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails 17
Longest Trail
8.4 miles (Massive) Slut Slinger, Day Old Fish
7.6 miles blASSt Zone, Cumonawanalaya, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, I Pee Freely
7.3 miles Squeeze Box, Fuck U Knave, Blow Hole

Shortest Trail
3.5 miles Speedie Edie, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
3.7 miles Wh-Oreo, All Shaft No Head
4.3 miles Lewis and Cock, The Body, Father Syphilis, C'em Cummin

Largest Pack
58 Brownie, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Pumper Up The Butt, The Body, Batguano Man
57 Social Retard, Easy Access
53 Heavin' Semen, RainBlow Not-So-Bright

Average Trail 5.7 miles The trails will be in the range 4.3-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack 42 The packs will be in the range 33-51 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance 28%
Average Trail (2005) 5.5 miles The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005) 40 The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers 132 58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers 416
Six-Week Wankers 42 Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN19
Visitors34
New Boots 24 And 18 were frightened away by the experience!

100% Attendance
Day Old Fish 100%
Great Dane Pain 100%
The Body 100%
Tuck It Up The Butt 100%

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Just Barbara (w/blASSt Zone) 67%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails 1 Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails 2 Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails 10 Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails 26
69-99 Trails 4 Creamadonna, Day Old Fish, Home Alone, Pork Pushing Pimp

This Weekend

Saturday night, I met Free Meat at Lil Woodorows right after work, we were going to have a quick beer and then head to a freinds birthday party. I think this is the first time ever we lived up to saying we would just have one beer before heading somewhere. Bryan's birthday party was fun, a few hashers were there, Great Dane Pain, Just Darren, Just Amanda and Have a Nice Bitch. Many of us were surpised to see Bitch since we had not seen her in months and it has been over a year and a half since she has hashed. We all indulged in Mexican Martini's, made from Bryan's dad, always let a pharmacist mix your cocktails. Free Meat and I both head in really early for us, she was planning on running in the morning and I had to hare trail.

Trail went surprisingly well, we didn't plan much and I barely even scouted. We spent most of the trail in Walnut Creek, I thought this was going to be pretty rough on my ankle and boy was I right. We did a lot of slipping and sliding during laying trail, She Mussel Bitch and I never spilled; but C'em Cummin took a slight slip at the beginning of trail. Since the theme of our hash was Chuck Norris, I thought laying it through a creek would be very MIA style, plus C'em kept leaving knives and gardening tools left in trees for the hashers to find. At the end of trail we set up a Heavy Bag and a kick bag, compliments of Fuck U Knave. Brownie see this is how you set a theme trail, the next time you lay a Kurt Cobain Memorial trail, don't forget to blow your brains out while in circle.

The pack came in pretty tired, and the 6 people we had lost before the first beer check all showed up. We at, we drank, we were hashers. For the On-On-On I chose Bangkok Cuisine, I have told you guys about this place before. I was very surprised by the amount of people that showed up, somewhere around 20. As with previous visits, everyone enjoyed the food and we continued having fun. When we were done eating, Wet Spot wanted to head over to Cherry Poppers Academy Award party. I was pretty tired and knew I should have slept but I also felt I should hang out with WT, so I ignored how tired I was.
When we got over there, the party was mostly civilians; although Organ Grinder, My Ingrown Testical, Poker Face (someone hwo has not hashed in like 7 years, although he was on the Chuck Norris Hash) and Wanksgiving were in attendance. Neither WS or I were in the mood to watch the awards, we ended up playing beer pong until I stepped on a nail. Thanks Behring for discovering the tetanus vaccination.

By eleven I was tremendously exhausted and went to sleep, Today I am as exhausted as I was yesterday, but hopefully a night of washing clothes, packing for my trip tomorrow and early to bed will get rid of this tiredness. I would hate to make the trip to my Grandmothers and be exhausted the whole way.

Highlights of the weekend: Mexican Martini's, C'em's Chuck impersonation, The Chuck shirts, Getting my 69th run hat, Seeing WS and eating some great Thai food.
On-On to trying to look busy.

new email

Was kind of bored today, so I created a new email address dayoldfish@jager.com

innocent?

Last night started off innocent enough, was going to meet Free Meat at Lil Woodrows. Jug Tugger was throwing a little get together there celebrating his fiance's last day at Dell. What guy that works at the froot wouldn't want to celebrate a persons liberation from Dell? So I head over there and I think it is going to be a pretty quiet evening, by the time I get there, there are only 4 hashers left and 2 of them were about to leave. So I had planned on only staying for one drink. Three beers later, I am headed to blASSt Zone's for beer pong and karaoke. Of course I had only planned on staying till 11, since I had to work today. Next thing I know, I am playing beer pong with Sphincter Blinker, the Father Syphilis. Some how I end up singing later on. About 2 I realize I am starving and I had left food out to cook. So I run home, cook and finally make it to bed. This morning, I of course am exhausted and my neck hurts. I wonder why it hurts, could it be that @ss Gagger bit the shit out of it? Nah, has to be something else. Well tonight should be a quiet night (right) birthday party to go to and then should head home early (right) since I have to hare tomorrow. I am accompaning Free Meat to the party so we really should not stay late (right), she has a race tomorrow. Speaking of races, I am planning on doing the Dash for Downs as a warm up for The Maze, if anyone wants to join me feel free. Need to keep the Barfly Racing Team alive.

Hash Trash 1207

single again

enough said

Strap-On's Bday

Yesterday, I woke up kind of late, had way too much to do and not enugh time to do it. I made a quick run by the Animal Shelter, once again the dog that bared a description to my dog was not. This hurts like fuck. Then off to scout trail, one of the streets near the start was called Sprinkles Cut-Off, seems like the perfect location for a start. After a quick scouting trip, headed home for a shower and then off to get the birthday boy. We headed off to Skishore's to sit by the lake and drink beer. I of course took it easy since I was designated driver. It was great fun sitting by the lake, while most of our friends were stuck in their offices (Losers). Strap-On had some of his non-hasher friends out, they seem to be hash material, so we all got along okay. From Skishore's we headed to the darkside, which consisted of three bars. I was told that we should have circle, so I of course headed to a Liquor store for a bottle of Jager. Yes I had problems opening it, it was in a Silver Jager carrier that had to be seperated. At least I wasn't the only one who had trouble. Of course during circle the police showed up, the Darksides first run in with the police. After circle we headed to Munson's where many of us passed out. This morning it was off to get some mexican breakfast, drop off Strap-On and then back to my place for more sleep. You guys working today are all suckers. Well time to go outside and enjoy the day.

On a side note, went the entire day yesterday without my brace. While scouting, I actually got a little running in. Today it desn't feel bad so maybe I will go run tomorrow before work, or just run to work.

email

This morning I had a myspace message from someone named Julia. I opened it and what did I find?

I must admit, I do not know Julia, but this is by far the best spam I have received in a while.


Removing the pic before someone gets fired, namely me when I go back to the office tomorrow. Geez you people should know better than to blog at work. I would never do anything like that.